Going Sane in a Crazy World

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Online Dating

I'm not a big fan of online dating anymore. Years ago it was good, now it's a fucked up as anything else. As you may or may not know I have a second blog where I find messed up profiles of women and post them in hopes that you won't follow in there examples. Anyway as time goes on it's getting harder and harder to get onto sites without filling something out if not everything. So on one of my better sites to get crap I filled it all out since it wouldn't let me on it anymore. So here is my profile:

Do you like the tall silent type? Well if you do then their is nothing to see here so keep moving along. I'm silly, bubbly, and I smile a lot. So if your interested I'll be here all week. Tip your waitstaff and don't forget to try the veal.

In a surprising happening I've had all these women contact me. I tell you when I use to have a well written profile I would hardly a nibble. Now I do it on a lark and I have to beat them away with a stick. I don't get it.

5 people had cathartic therapy:

Hey Mike! Sounds like you've been BUSY! The business coach thing sounds really interesting, you're always on the go aren't you! Great to hear you're doing well though - and love the other site - always tops for a giggle. That profile is a classic, bet all the people who replied gave you great fodder for your other site though...


They're dumb..... they're not looking for REAL, so they go for a profile that is just sarcastic...

I'm not insulting you - I'm insulting them for not repsonding to your prile when you put up a thoughtful one.


Hey Mike,

You are so right when you say that online dating is fucked up. But yet we still give it a try, lol.

I like your new profile. It's short, and shows that you have a sense of humor. You mention positives such as: silly, bubbly and smile a lot. And to be honest, not many men out there have "positive" profiles.

In my opinion there are a lot of guys out there with "well written profiles". They tend to be long, detailed, with a lot of information. First off, I think it gives away a little of the mystery. And second of all, I've gone after men with the "well written profiles" and they usually weren't winners.

What I am trying to say is that I think that women are looking for something different, and you provided that. You showed that you have personality, and invited them to get to know you so that you could give them more information later. Plus, you're an attractive guy.

So that's my opinion in a nutshell.


PERFECT PROFILE? You are ki**ing; right? You never know what the other person is looking for.


And, you're not sounding desperate and too contrived.......

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