Dogs & Kids

I must be stepping in the food that is on the floor at the pizza place cause anytime I deliver a pizza and there are dogs. Their smelling my feet. I don't mind, but moist noses and whiskers really tickle on the back of my legs. I'm usually trying to styphle myself from laughing hysterical from it.

On the other hand kids think I'm like Santa's brother. Their eyes grow to twice their size as the race energentically around the house screaming that pizza is here. To them I have I have magically appeared with mana from heaven.