Going Sane in a Crazy World

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Getting In Shape

Asp was bummed that the Curves she was going to go to by her place closed. So she's looking for another place that's close by. She wants to get into better shape and is trying to figure different ways to burn calories. So I sent her the sexual activites calorie chart.

On it, it mentions that
  • Missionary 12 Calories

  • 69 lying down 78 Calories

  • 69 standing up 112 Calories

  • Wheelbarrow 216 Calories

  • Doggy Style 326 Calories

  • Italian Chandelier 912 Calories

She wanted to know the Italian Chandelier was since it was so many calories. I thought it was a joke since most of the last ones were, but I looked it up and there was a lot on it. If you want the picture it's here. A complete break down is here on Christian Nymphos. Hey I don't make this shit up. Why? Because there is no reason too. Most stuff out there is beyond what I could think up know a days. Anyway I'm really surprised that the Wheelbarrow is so much less calorie burning than doggie style which more positional than work. Asp is texting me that tomorrow night is way too far away.

7 people had cathartic therapy:

Christian nymphos. . .

Well now I've heard it all.

Have fun tomorrow night!


okay I confess curiousity got the better of me. however the first [picture] link totally got hijacked and took me elsewhere to find sexy singles close to my home!


You never cease to amaze me with the stuff you come up with...


Hm, I inspected the pic... and I still don't get why it's called the Italian Chandelier??? Pourquoi?!


Candince - I know tell me about it.

Sooz - sorry for the hijack. Not quite sure what happened there. Hopefully the second one worked.

TOM - It's the life I lead.

Sweet - No clue. It's like the Jelly Donut. Someone was high, drunk, or both when they figured the names.


This has to be the best blog entry I have ever read - thank you.

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