Hey It's Christmas

I guess the universe does love me. Two fellow bloggers or would it be bloggettes have declared a boobage war. Yes true English words have gone out the window, but who cares. I've been asked to judge this contest of mammaries. This war has become fierce and two others have been drawn into this contest of bloggetes gone wild. Anyway I'm spreading the word to help get votes for these lovely ladies and if anyone else wants to join in let them know. There will be no foriegn objects allowed although this no nudity rules needs to be thrown out to have a real contest.

The Contestants

MistressM - Cinnkitty - SWF42 - MistressYoda

Yesterday

It was truly weird to have yesterday off from both jobs. Salsa was cancelled. Free time? What the hell is this? Well I took care of all the stuff I have been pushing off for the last few weeks and got it done, plus relaxed. However I still had free time before I got together with friends last night. I know enough people that do nothing and I strive not to be that way. So I remembered Baxter's in Norfolk near where we were suppose to meet up. It was nice I got to play a few games and enjoy myself. However tobacco is still the number 1 crop here so smoking is still in a lot of establishments and the laws to ban them have been shot down. It's a weird state. Like you can wear a gun in the open here since it is not a concealed weapon. Just have a licence. If you put it under your jacket then you're breaking the law. Weird.

TMI Tuesday

I Kiss & Tell

1. What did you eat for dinner yesterday? Spaghetti with meatballs and a side of green beans.



2. How much cash is in your purse/wallet right now? $200. Just about to go to the bank to make a deposit.



3. What have you done to avoid being flirted with by someone you didn't like? Avoidance works pretty well.



4. Do you believe the theory "Once a cheater always a cheater"? No. I think everyone has a chance at redemption.



5. Describe your sex life in two words. Non existent



Bonus (as in optional): Would you/have you ever paid money for sex? No on both accounts. Just has no appeal to me.

Role Playing Part 2

Boy did I get a lot of emails on this one. The biggest thing I needed to clear up was that putting on a just a costume is dress up. When you role play you become someone different. It's almost like therapy between the people involved. You get to express yourself freely and really push the envelope with yourself. RP Girl wanted to improve her sexual relationships. I just like it. As you work your way through it you find out things about yourself. What you like and don't like in a different light. The biggest thing I can say is your sex life is changed forever.

Visualizations

When I had my session with Energy Girl the other day, one of the things I wanted to work on were my girl friend relations. She asked who was my role model for a good relationship. She responded by saying, "I can se by your manical laughter you don't have anyone". I have no role models in my life and I never had. Nothing for a man, father, husband, etc. The people in my life have never been the best and I've just muddled my way through it. It's probably why I have many abilities, but lack the ability to visualize. I can imagine, but to actually visualize escapes me. In business it seems to affect me the most in how to steer the business to a distant point when all I can do is a few feet. Relationships are a little easier since I have learned my part. Intergrating with another person can be bumpy, but I think my choices of women are still not the greatest. However I remember what my therapist said when I spearated from my ex. You won't be able to go from her to a healthy relationship. It will take steps.

More Pizza Stories

Actually it wasn't that strange of a night just a few minor quirks. The first was when I delivered a pizza and this Asian lady in a bathrobe opened the door. She's grabbing it tight so I know there's nothing underneath. She's like come in. I notice no ass so I don't have to worry about marrying her. My car is still running and it is the ghetto so I'm not going in. So then a guy comes down in his boxers and a t-shirt. I usually make a joke to myself while I'm waiting that people need to get dressed, get off the toilet, or stop smoking crack and open the door. Who knew I was right?

The other bizarre incident is that I'm driving through one of the most expensive neighborhoods in the area when all of sudden I hear this screaming. I look and an about 10 boys of about the same age are jumping up and down screaming totally covered in shaving cream. WTF? They were still doing it when I had to drive back pass them. Good thing school starts next week they're getting awfully bored.

Role Playing

I've done role playing since I was 12-13. I done many games and have become quite good at it. However as I get older there is less and less time to put into it. I do miss it. I've changed mediums a few times. So in the last two years or so I've turned it towards sex. Why because everything usually ends with sex with me. RP Girl approached me about a month ago. She had seen me around and knew I had a reputation as a good role player. So she got my attention and asked a bunch of questions. One of the big problems with role playing is finding creative, intelligent, and witty people. So I suggested a quick scenario to get her feet wet so to say. She was a natural and instantly hooked. What she didn't take to heart was that the more you know someone the better the role playing. I didn't hear or see her around for a few weeks. Then we ran into each other again. She had role played with a few other guys and was having fun. I suggested a Forbidden Fruit scenario if she was game. She asked a few questions. RP Girl was surprised how exciting it sounded. I told her it was because I learned a lot from her the last time. I pointed out what I had did and the things I said to see what she liked and didn't and got a measure of her. So we played it out. Having now played with others she knew why I had the reputation. It was the details I put in that made the difference and took it to another level. Due to scheduling we've been unable to find time to RP. As always I'm on the look out for new and better. I found it this week on a older blog. Since RP Girl said that she would rather I be the dom in these scenarios it would work real well. So I sent her a message asking if she would mind being blindfolded and tied up. She loved the idea. It re-enforced some of the things in place already so we just needed to set up a time. We'll it ended up I had the afternoon free before pizza and she was free from grad school and was off from work till next week. I didn't know how it would work out, but I was excited to try.

To say it worked out really well would be an understatement. Too bad we weren't in the same room.

Here's Hoping

Well I got the call from the attorney's office this morning. They resubmitted the paperwork for a docket next Wednesday at 9:30. They didn't come out and say it, but I need to be there. So I need to shift patients around. The other thing since it is short notice the judge has the right not to see it. Can we all say "WTF". I need 90 seconds of the judge's time. Look and sign that's easy. Chimps do it.

Monogamous Serial Dater

It worked out really well. Wednesday Energy Girl sent me an email saying to stop in for a free treatment to say thanks for a referral that I had given her. It had been a small thing, but it had lead to big things. She was on TV, a few local talks, and she is going to get flown to LA for a conference. Also her parents met friends they haven't seen since they were young in the Philippines. I though it would be good to go with a part of my life over. I went cause I was stressed out. Still works for me. So she did her intake and she labeled me the monogamous serial dater. She's one me about being less B & W with dating. Anyway it was fun to talk to someone about my past and see there face. I talk to so many people now a days, but most are online so I don't see there faces. I've come to count on the faces for validation of some of the insanity of my past. So we went over my ex and Energy Girl was just looking at me and asking me, "Mike your an intelligent guy?" Ah, but this was a lifetime ago when I was a very different person. The high point and I haven't had this in a LONG time. What's your brothers name: Frank. What's your other brothers name: Mike. I can see the pen moving then stop. Her face screwing up in a WTF? face. God I miss seeing those faces. Anyway Energy Girl is an energy specialist and she helps unblock the energy in your body. She's very good.

Salsa last night was a mixed bag. While it was a good crowd and familiar faces. The instructor teaches the opposite of every one else. Opposite foot, opposite direction. ARGH! I though it would easier. Guess not. I know if you know what you are doing he's great to learn new fancy moves. Being the new guy it is a little frustrating, but I persevered. Asked many a lady to dance during the breaks to practice. The down side of the place is all the really good guys come in when the lessons is just about over and grab all the girls to dance with so there is no one to practice with. I have to admit salsa seems to be more male driven. There are plenty of men dancing with less women. Strange. Smile Girl was absent from last night so adios to her.

The truly interesting thing about last night is the Asian table. It's these four Asian women. All very beautiful and 3 of them have asses! Now to many this many be like who cares. However Asian women don't have asses. To find one is like winning the mega millions lottery. Now here is 3 in one place. What are the odds. Now before you all jump the gun they are all married. So the moral is if you meet an attractive Asian woman with an ass marry her.

Thursday Thirteen

Well I was going to do this week's Thirteen to celebrate my divorce. Since that didn't happen (see prior entry) I had to change it a little.

Thirteen Things I Don’t Miss About My Ex

1. Waking up to find my lunch gone
2. Anxiety & dread before walking in the door after work
3. Not having someone hog the bed, sheets, and my pillow
4. Worrying that I’ll find her dead one day
5. Endless hours of serial killer shows
6. What will happen if I change my mind on anything
7. All the snide, cutting remarks
8. My shirts all stretched out
9. Doing all the cooking, cleaning, and shopping for a family of 3
10. All the suicidal attempts
11. Money just flying out the window
12. The endless snooze alarms
13. Being attached at the hip