Monogamous Serial Dater

It worked out really well. Wednesday Energy Girl sent me an email saying to stop in for a free treatment to say thanks for a referral that I had given her. It had been a small thing, but it had lead to big things. She was on TV, a few local talks, and she is going to get flown to LA for a conference. Also her parents met friends they haven't seen since they were young in the Philippines. I though it would be good to go with a part of my life over. I went cause I was stressed out. Still works for me. So she did her intake and she labeled me the monogamous serial dater. She's one me about being less B & W with dating. Anyway it was fun to talk to someone about my past and see there face. I talk to so many people now a days, but most are online so I don't see there faces. I've come to count on the faces for validation of some of the insanity of my past. So we went over my ex and Energy Girl was just looking at me and asking me, "Mike your an intelligent guy?" Ah, but this was a lifetime ago when I was a very different person. The high point and I haven't had this in a LONG time. What's your brothers name: Frank. What's your other brothers name: Mike. I can see the pen moving then stop. Her face screwing up in a WTF? face. God I miss seeing those faces. Anyway Energy Girl is an energy specialist and she helps unblock the energy in your body. She's very good.

Salsa last night was a mixed bag. While it was a good crowd and familiar faces. The instructor teaches the opposite of every one else. Opposite foot, opposite direction. ARGH! I though it would easier. Guess not. I know if you know what you are doing he's great to learn new fancy moves. Being the new guy it is a little frustrating, but I persevered. Asked many a lady to dance during the breaks to practice. The down side of the place is all the really good guys come in when the lessons is just about over and grab all the girls to dance with so there is no one to practice with. I have to admit salsa seems to be more male driven. There are plenty of men dancing with less women. Strange. Smile Girl was absent from last night so adios to her.

The truly interesting thing about last night is the Asian table. It's these four Asian women. All very beautiful and 3 of them have asses! Now to many this many be like who cares. However Asian women don't have asses. To find one is like winning the mega millions lottery. Now here is 3 in one place. What are the odds. Now before you all jump the gun they are all married. So the moral is if you meet an attractive Asian woman with an ass marry her.

The Exceptional Interview

The Exception was interviewed on her blog the other day. It was a good one so I volunteered to be the next victim ... I mean person. So here it is:

1. What is your favorite asset on the female body? Wow just one part? I love the whole package, but if I have to pick one part (*frowning) I would have to say a woman's ass. You need to have one for me to date you. Women may joke, but there are many women out there that don't have one or it looks like they dumped a load in their pants. There needs to be good cheekage, a soft hip angle, and a nice roundage. Yes there are actual physics in my head for the perfect ass.

2. What is your theme song? I don't have one. I don't really connect with music in that way. I will say that "Get Back" by the Beatles was my first favorite song as a child and till this day it still has a special spot inside me. Why I have no clue, but it is tied to my earliest memories.

3. Which cartoon character most closely represents you? I would say Batman (from the 90's). I have plenty of baggage that I've been dealing from childhood and that drives me forward to always improve myself. Also what I have experienced has made me sensitive to those around me who also have been hurt. With that experience I am able to help those I encounter. Like my patient said this morning. Her doctor asked her did she start seeing a therapist. She replied no I started seeing a chiropractor. Plus I have I guess a dark side that I channel into the positive areas of my life.

4. Why did you choose your current profession and is it where you see yourself in ten years? My SIL gave me the newspaper ad for chiropractic college and it all just fell into place. I had been floundering for YEARS on what to do with myself. I worked a lot of crap jobs (see Thursday Thirteen) and I had no direction. I had been to chiropractors in my life and one had just helped me with my knee the year before. So it was what I was looking for. Working with my hands. Similar work each day, but each event was different. Also I could help people. If you asked me like 5-7 years ago I would have said yes, but not very excited about it. Today I say a big YES! I still struggle with the practice and getting it off the ground, but if brings me immense happiness. Something I never had when I was working for others even though I was making lots of money.

5. When were your "Glory Days?" That's easy. I'm in them now. No other time in my life have I been as happy as I am now. Life still throws a lot at me, but each day I learn to handle it better and with it life gets better.

Now it is your turn. If you would enjoy being grilled by the "Sane" interrogator then:
1. Leave me a comment saying “Interview me."
2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your blog with a post containing your the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

Professional Courtesy

I've found out that silence is sometimes the best answer with my patients. So when a female patient makes a comment about having a big butt my mouth seals shut. In the real world I usually make a nice comment. The degree of it being how nice said butt is. Now today's was a very good butt and it's always framed in a nice thong. So when I heard those words. I could immediately see the snare with it's tempting treat there. I know lines can blur momentarily, but I do know once crossed their is no going back which is something I can never afford.