The Show

After many bumps in the road we got to sit close up for the show which is something I try to plan for each time we go to the Funny Bone. I don't think anyone else cares, but I enjoy it better. The funny thing was that I saw Smile girl on line with her son and friends. When we were dating she was a volunteer and I knew she would be doing it again tonight. I wasn't wrong.

While the show is always the same jokes and such. Having different participants can really make or break the show. I don't volunteer since I usually have people in the audience that I know and I can't have my professional image tarnished.

Anyway this was the first show I say J Medicine Hat flustered. He had one woman up there that had huge breast and a low cut top. When he was making jokes with her in the beginning she was very demure. Holy crap did that go out the window during the show. To answer your questions. J puts everyone under and has about 5 volunteers at once. He puts them through different scenarios and they react how they would. Anyway one scenario is all of them trying to win $250K during a fitness exhibition. The last pose for the women is a breasts pose. Even with instructions to not take your top off this woman kept pulling down her top. Every time J walked away she pulled it down. Now many might not see a problem with this, but here in Virginia Beach nipples and alcohol are a offense. A restaurant/bar can lose their license really fast for the offense. It was freaking hilarious to watch what was like some sitcom skit.

The second thing that frustrated him which was hilarious was another scenario when he has them pretend to be band members. He always has two women be lesbian lovers in the band. While talking to them he went to screw with them some more. So he said that they were hot for him. They were all over him so fast he was trying to pull them off him. It was so hilarious. Like I've said before if you never seen his show you are missing out.

So what's the payoff for the volunteers. Since you are hypnotized he can help you with weight loss, smoking, etc. He usually tells the women they can orgasm at a blink of an eye and the guys to last longer. Tonight he through in an orgasm at every red light home.

Ja Booty!!!

Our monthly meet & greet went very well last night. Most everyone showed up that said they would which was great. I saw Smile girl there. I didn't say anything, even though we left off okay many months ago. Our waitress was jaw dropping attractive and I remembered my brother's comment about all the hot looking waitresses down here.

The place was awesome. It was right on the water so the breeze kept us cool from the summer heat. The place has 4-5 bars and 2 stages so it was a happening place. We told Asp and Saturn girl that they were good girls. Saturn girl was okay with it after being raised Irish Catholic, but Asp didn't take it so well for some reason. So that brought about sexual truth questions between all of us with Server guy and Savant. We did it for many hours and it was pretty damn funny with all the jokes.

I have to admit I'm enjoying how the Photographer looks at my muscles now. A couple of months ago she went to poke me and she found out that I'm more solid than when we went out. So every time we're out either she's looking at my arms or poking me.

Today I'm heading over to my storage unit to find my Spanish CD's to refresh myself. I'm trying to break everything down into bite sized pieces. If I can do 15 minutes a day I'll be very happy.

Monogamous Serial Dater

It worked out really well. Wednesday Energy Girl sent me an email saying to stop in for a free treatment to say thanks for a referral that I had given her. It had been a small thing, but it had lead to big things. She was on TV, a few local talks, and she is going to get flown to LA for a conference. Also her parents met friends they haven't seen since they were young in the Philippines. I though it would be good to go with a part of my life over. I went cause I was stressed out. Still works for me. So she did her intake and she labeled me the monogamous serial dater. She's one me about being less B & W with dating. Anyway it was fun to talk to someone about my past and see there face. I talk to so many people now a days, but most are online so I don't see there faces. I've come to count on the faces for validation of some of the insanity of my past. So we went over my ex and Energy Girl was just looking at me and asking me, "Mike your an intelligent guy?" Ah, but this was a lifetime ago when I was a very different person. The high point and I haven't had this in a LONG time. What's your brothers name: Frank. What's your other brothers name: Mike. I can see the pen moving then stop. Her face screwing up in a WTF? face. God I miss seeing those faces. Anyway Energy Girl is an energy specialist and she helps unblock the energy in your body. She's very good.

Salsa last night was a mixed bag. While it was a good crowd and familiar faces. The instructor teaches the opposite of every one else. Opposite foot, opposite direction. ARGH! I though it would easier. Guess not. I know if you know what you are doing he's great to learn new fancy moves. Being the new guy it is a little frustrating, but I persevered. Asked many a lady to dance during the breaks to practice. The down side of the place is all the really good guys come in when the lessons is just about over and grab all the girls to dance with so there is no one to practice with. I have to admit salsa seems to be more male driven. There are plenty of men dancing with less women. Strange. Smile Girl was absent from last night so adios to her.

The truly interesting thing about last night is the Asian table. It's these four Asian women. All very beautiful and 3 of them have asses! Now to many this many be like who cares. However Asian women don't have asses. To find one is like winning the mega millions lottery. Now here is 3 in one place. What are the odds. Now before you all jump the gun they are all married. So the moral is if you meet an attractive Asian woman with an ass marry her.

Question to You All

I know Smile Girl has my number since she had me call her in the club and she saved it. I'm not to big of a fan of the second call. I can be a hard ass that way, but am I being too much of one? 36 hours later and still no return call. Do I try again Monday or just let it lie?

I guess I ask cause I have to admit I really enjoyed my time with her. Her smile was very intoxicating.

Instant Gratification

Okay I have to admit with some things I have no patience. Point in question: I call Smile Girl yesterday and I have to leave a message on her cell. I want a call back ASAP. I know unrealistic, but I hate sitting in my own juices while waiting for the call back. Mike's not happy.

What I am truly not happy about is why I am in my office on a Saturday morning, exhausted, and waiting for a no show new patient that I called and reminded yesterday. I could have slept this morning. I haven't had a solid 8 hours of sleep in 2 weeks. I'm pretty run down. Well I'll give her 10 more minutes then I'll hit the gym. The good thing I'll grab a nap before I go to She's house warming party. Depending on my energy level I'll see if I go out dancing afterwards.

I'm very excited that on Mondays at 8 their is another Latin dance meeting. The best part my men's meeting ends at 8 3 blocks a way. It was meant to be.

Drinks

I have to admit having gone out with L I learned about a lot of the restaurants in the area. When I went out with April back in the beginning of the year I was asking everyone what was nice and where to go. In thinking where to go for drinks with Smile Girl I actually had to think about it to make a choice. I wanted someplace nice, but quiet so we could talk. It was hard on the dance floor. Also we both couldn't talk and dance at the same time. So with some thought I think Isla's will work out well. The have a nice selection of appetizer's and it is a relaxed atmosphere. The places it nice views of the water are just to noisy to get to know someone.

Thankful & Other Stuff

Ugh I'm thankful I'm a chiropractor. I forget how much my back aches after dancing a lot. Although I was happy my flat feet didn't bother me at all last night. I'll call Smile Girl this afternoon and set up our date for next week since she works all weekend.

It was nice to go over my gratitude list this morning for yesterday and have it take a while. I was proud of all the things I did or accomplished which is always weird to say.

Port Girl made an unexpected appearance at the house this morning even though she does live there. I was happy to hear that she won custody of her 2 daughters. Something she has fought hard for for over a year now. The only condition was that she move back to Conn. So in 6 months she will be gone.

Latin Dancing

OMG was it fun. The funny thing is that it started weird. It was a Meetin event and I had never met anyone before. When I arrived a little early the place was empty. I mean empty. It was only me and the bartender. Slowly people started to arrive. However no one from the group. Now the event was suppose to start at 7:30. It was 7:45 and still no one. Then just before 8 this girl Jinni arrived. We both new our pics from the event site, but there was still no sign of the person hosting it. Anyway the lessons began. Now I've paid $10 in the past for lessons and the lasted less than an hour. This was free tonight and we learned salsa and merange. I mean the guy does teach us the Evelyn Wood way, but it was fun none the less. He did pay a lot more attention to teaching the women then he did us guys. We got shown once and that was it. So salsa is like building a nuclear device with Popsicle sticks. You can sort of make it look like it, but it doesn't really work right. Now merange was a different story. I can do that very easy and I can guide my partner with some ease.

Now one thing I do admit being there is that I miss the Hispanic community. I worked it for most of my chiropractic career. Okay I really miss Hispanic women. They drip sexuality. Form there outfits to their movements. We were constantly changing partners. Asians and Caucasians we kept or personal space. However with the Latinas it was up close and personal. I tell you it was nice to guide a woman through a twist and feel a bare back.

Anyway Jinni and I just didn't click. We danced well together, but that was it. When I wanted to dance some more she told me it was okay to ask other women. So I asked the pair of girls next to us. Smile girl jumped at the chance. Both were attractive, but I was happy Smile girl accepted. Her friend while attractive and half dressed smoked. Something I didn't want to smell. I instantly liked Smile Girl. Her laugh and smile just drew me in. We had a fun time dancing and talking. I really wanted to kiss her. However when lessons started again we were separated by incredibly good looking couple. At least I think they were a couple. I knew they knew each other. Anyway I got the girl and Smile Girl the guy. It was merange time and it's more of a sensual dance when down right. So it was probably better if I wasn't with Smile Girl since we didn't know each other that well. However I had a tall, gorgeous, Latina to dance with. No real chemistry, but dancing was very exciting.

Through it all I lost Smile Girl and wound up back with Jinni. I really wanted to get back to Smile Girl, but she was dancing with another guy who was sticking to her like glue. I waited at the table waiting for them to finish so I could ask her out if this guy didn't click with her. Jinni decided to leave. While I was waiting I asked someone else out to dance, but she was very good and I couldn't keep up so it didn't last long.

Taking a seat again I nursed my drink until Smile Girl came back off the dance floor with out the guy. She came over to me to talk before walking back over to her friend. I waited to see what the guy was doing since they hung out for a while. However he disappeared so I went over and asked Smile Girl if she would like to go out for drinks next week. She said yes and we exchanged numbers.

I think I'm going to have to make sure that I have Thursdays off cause that was so much fun.