Witchy Women (NSFW)

For my birthday today I seemed to have been blessed with a bunch of witchy women. I'll explain.

First up this morning I had a business meeting with the Destroyer. I have nicknamed her so I'll remember what she stands for even when I have no blood going to my brain. Actually it's not a sexual thing. I met her a few weeks ago when I was helping one of my business groups get new members. As soon as I saw her I was attracted to her and had a hard time taking my eyes off of her. I also knew I was way to attracted to her for only having said "hi" to her. My therapist told me always to run from these women. It's just unfinished business in my subconscious and it never works out. My ex was bad enough. So it was the most date like business meeting I've had. It's always funny to catch a woman stop herself from touching you. I'm glad I call her the Destroyer in my head, because it was hard as hell not to flirt or ask her out.

It was then off to the gym where who was sitting at the desk, but Gym girl (I had to give her a name). She flirted with me and I have to admit I really like her eyes, but something just isn't there. However I do know that a lot of my attraction is that she likes me. I'm not use to it so it always increases my interest.

She called and sang me a Happy Birthday song. It was nice. We talked about a few things which help me smooth what little resentments I still had left after her little stunt earlier this year.

Last up the Photographer announced to the Singles group that today is my birthday. For some reason I don't take it as a nice thing from her, but more of a adolescent prank.

That Was Easy

Well I got a massage therapist for the office. First one I met with. I had met her at She's house warming party where she was doing chair massages. She says she does about 15 sessions a week. Hey if she can do that I'll just stay with her. Now I just have to wait till May 1st for her to start.

Okay where is the economic stimulus for everyone because the brakes just slammed here at the office. Like WTF? I have no new patients coming in and my old ones are getting all better. Damn I'm too good. It's raining here today. Maybe I need to go next door and buy some oil and pour it out over the street. Then I just need to wait and hand out cards.

When 1 Window Closes a Rock Gets Thrown Through Another

Well I emailed She's sister last night. Nothing to lose. Anyway Vanessa emailed me back. I had a funny feeling when She wouldn't say her age. Vanessa said I was too old for her that she had been looking at my website for a pillow and had been why didn't She hook up with me. And She had said she would set Vanessa and me up. We discussed health a little bit and I offered her to call or stop by to learn more about the profession.

So I emailed everyone from the health fair Wednesday offering them to come in for a free consultation. The woman who won my door prize emailed me back. She gave me her chiropractic history (age 59) then where and when she works. Also the offer for us to get more acquainted if I'm in the area of her work where she goes by a different name. I actually had to read the email a few times cause I felt like I was having a stroke in trying to understand it. Can this be what I think its saying?

The Plot Thickens

WARNING: If you didn't read the last entry go there now. Don't pass go. Don't collect $200.

Well it seems a picture of me is circulating since She said she showed her sister a pic of me. Her response was I'm told,

"Oh my gosh he is soooooooooooo hot.... ‘he is DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!!"

I'm not quite sure if her sister wanted that information shared. LOL.

Blind Dating

The phone rang a little while ago. I hate it when people I sort of know just zoom into conversation and I didn't catch there name. Anyway this phone call was to set me up with her sister. Me I'm still trying to figure out who the fuck this is. She's asking if I'm married, single, age? Me I'm laughing cause I feel like I'm on Candid Camera. So I figured I knew who it was, it was She. Her mind works this way and at this speed. She figured since her sister was a physical therapist we would make a could match since we could talk about bones and such. Hey reality and my life are weird enough that I don't have to make this stuff up. So she hung up and I was still reeling from the drive by.

So I open the email she sent me. It has her sister's email address and that she is cute and funny. No name or anything. Not ever does her sister even know who I am. LMAO. Weirdly enough the first thing in my mind when She called was that this was some indirect way for her to go out with me. Me paranoid? Damn straight. Seen enough weird shit in my life to be that way.

Thinking back I guess at some point in the conversation I agreed to it. What the hell do you write to a person you have no idea about?

Saturday Night Special

Well She's party was fun. I have to admit her Mom's description that it was an ADD party was pretty well on. Their was food galore, a bar outside, a pool tournament, 2 blackjack tables, and massages upstairs. Plus some small games with the DJ. It was most people from her networking event. I was surprised I knew many people and made some quick friends. To get with the action I played some blackjack. I'm not a gambler, but we all got $1000 free. It was fun, but after a while I figured I blow my money and grab a massage. Tell you I couldn't get rid of my money. At $21k I finally just folded. I was like this is never going to end. I then went upstairs to relax. I got a hand massage while waiting for a chair on. I've given enough hand massages to finally get one of my own. She wasn't a professional just someone trying to help. It was okay. The massage was okay. I've had better, but hey it was free. The funny thing was She has 2 massage chairs up there also. One lady looked like she was getting more of a massage than most by her face. I wish I had a camera. After a little more talking I headed out for dancing with friends.

An interesting side note was that anywhere I go I usually meet someone that gets my Monday Motivations. I know I have 300 people that it goes out to, but it's still funny to find out something I started out a year ago to have grown so much and people just love it. They share with their friends, forward to their employees, and even some print them out and save them in a book. Who knew?

I knew where Chevy's was so it was easy to find. I walked in a was asked for a $5 cover charge. Friends told me there would be known. I look around and see that I am first so I grab a drink. A $4 coke. Hey I'm loving this place. I've been fucked twice in 2 minutes. So I sit to wait. I grab a table by the door so I can see who comes in and has a view of a TV. It's NASCAR which I have no interest in, but I stare at it anyway. Now I haven't been in a nightclub for I don't know how long. Two sizes too small halter tops and belts around the waitresses asses was the norm. Actually one waitress the belt wasn't covering everything. I noticed because it was hypnotizing me with her gyrations to the music. Anyway 1 1/2 hours later there is still no sign of anyone. The place has filled up pretty well. There are many attractive women around, but for some reason there all smoking. I look around at the guys an not many are smoking. Weird. I do have to admit the ratio of women to men is about 3:1 which would be good if they weren't smoking. Since the place is huge I figured I wander around and see if anything is worth staying for, but atlas no.

I think I'll stick to the Latin dancing. No matter if you are alone or with someone you're interacting with everyone.

Instant Gratification

Okay I have to admit with some things I have no patience. Point in question: I call Smile Girl yesterday and I have to leave a message on her cell. I want a call back ASAP. I know unrealistic, but I hate sitting in my own juices while waiting for the call back. Mike's not happy.

What I am truly not happy about is why I am in my office on a Saturday morning, exhausted, and waiting for a no show new patient that I called and reminded yesterday. I could have slept this morning. I haven't had a solid 8 hours of sleep in 2 weeks. I'm pretty run down. Well I'll give her 10 more minutes then I'll hit the gym. The good thing I'll grab a nap before I go to She's house warming party. Depending on my energy level I'll see if I go out dancing afterwards.

I'm very excited that on Mondays at 8 their is another Latin dance meeting. The best part my men's meeting ends at 8 3 blocks a way. It was meant to be.

No Regrets

Since I had some minimal free time this week I signed up to go Salsa dancing tonight and after She's house warming party head out dancing with people I don't know. Hey I accept that I'm nuts and just go with it. Anyway I awoke this morning with gibbering monkey part of my brain trying to talk me out of tonight. That I don't know anyone and I haven't salsaed in a while. However I made a promise to myself years ago not to let fear rule my life. Growing up I let fear and insecurity stop me from experiencing a lot of life. When I realized it I swore I would no longer do that. Looking back I've done very well with it. So armed with my promise I'll be there to salsa. As far as I can tell Salsa Girl is the only one going besides me. I know she is very good so I'm feeling a slight bit intimidated.

My Landlord agreed this morning to be my witness next Thursday at my divorce hearing. Happy for that since he is dependable and in 7 days I want it all over.