What Sunday Brings

Game night went very last night in our new location at Panera Bread. The usual problems arose. No one reads the event or the announcements to see that the place had changed. For some reason the address I got off the web was wrong so a few people couldn't find it. Although it was general consensus that if you called information you could have found the place since it was right across the street from our normal Starbucks.

Coffee girl never got back to me with a time so I'm officially on dating hiatus for now. I was good last night at Panera Bread. One of my friends came back to the table that all the girls upfront liked my laugh. They said it sounded like Santa Claus. There are no "ho's" in my laugh so I'm not quite sure what they meant, but that a group of girls wanted to know who I was, was a good thing. However I didn't go up and start any conversations. I'm going to try and not date for the rest of the month. We'll see what happens. Every time I do the women come out of the woodwork.

Since the weather was awesome today, 73 degrees and sunny, I did a impromptu miniature golf event. Only a few others made it, but we had a great time being outdoors. I tell you sitting in the sun afterwards and I was ready for a nap. Still am.

Navy girl wanted me to come play 9 holes with her, but I think I want to start just hitting a bucket of balls before I try playing a game to see if I even like what I'm doing. I felt bad when she got a sad face when I turned her down.

The funny thing was the Photographer was at the Funny Bone when Happy girl and I were there. She was sitting in the back and couldn't see that I was the Mike in question.

Tonight the Finger, Tomorrow the Fist

That was Happy girl's cry last night to the crowd at the Funny bone at what she was going to do my ass. She was hypnotized at the time. We went out last night. It was a fun time, but I realized that the chemistry between us is very low. Conversation is rough. Happy girl can tell a great story and I enjoy them, but there isn't anything to build on.

Anyway it was J. Medicine Hat last night. I've heard a lot about him, but have never gotten to see him. He's a comic hypnotist. If he ever comes to your area he's well worth seeing. Happy girl had been a volunteer before. She said she wasn't going to last night, but they were low on volunteers so she asked if I would mind. I said no and off she went. Starting with about 20 people he worked his way down to 4 people (3 women and 1 guy). Happy girl being one of them.

Now the comic can't get you to do anything you wouldn't do. He just puts you in a scenario and you react like you normally would. So I got to see how Happy girl would show off her ass and breasts for judges and I say she could give Inverse a run for her money. I also got to see how she would be with a vibrator and as a lesbian. Seeing this stuff does something to your mind.

Anyway the comic asked who she was with and I raised my hand. He asked if she was a wild woman which Happy girl is. So that's how the whole my ass being violated came up. It was suppose to happen after she bit and scratched me all up.

After the show I walked her to her truck and she drove me over to my car. We lightly kissed, but that was it. I knew that there wasn't enough chemistry for me to be happy on the one hand, but the sex thing was heavy in the other hand. However I know that with out the chemistry I never enjoy sex.

So I broke it off this morning. I told her that she would make a great friend and she agreed that she enjoyed my company. Happy girl told me to let her know if I ever wanted to hang out to let her know. So I'll keep her number for that. Whether she really means it or not I don't know. I think that she may have fallen under my nice guy spell. A lot of women I've dated will continue because of that even though there is no chemistry.

On a side note, Navy girl texted me last night to make sure I knew she hadn't forgotten about me and that as soon as it was warm we would golf.

Capt. Subtext & his Girls

Replaying my conversation with the woman that destroyed my hitting my goals this week. Senorita does this well so here's my version.

Me: Did you forget your appointment?
Her: I decided not to come in.
Thinking: Bitch thanks for calling.
Me: Would you like to reschedule or call back another time?
Her: I'll call back.
Thinking: I'll never call back. Bitch.

I texted back and forth with Navy girl yesterday since I stopped by the thrift store to pick up a cheap driver so when the weather is nice we can hit some balls. She was worried that I spent good money for a high class driver. I informed her that I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid.

Charming has dropped off the face of the planet again. Not that I really cared, but I do watch out when people say they have changed. She's RSVP'd a few events, but has missed them all. No loss.

The singles and I are off to play pool today. It was a last minute event, but 2 days of nothing just doesn't happen in my world anymore. I have the choice to do something and I like doing something with my life.

A Day in the Life

I'm happy to report that I hit all my business goals this week sort of. I saw the amount of patients I wanted to. I got the 6 referrals for new patients I wanted, but I have not been able to contact 2 of them. However it's a good first week. **Wait stop the presses** My last new patient just pulled a no show and is not coming in. Oh well it was better than last week and without our snow day I would have made it.

I'm happy to be friends with Navy girl. I think the age and military status would make it hard for long term. I've done a long distance relationship in the past and it sucks and I swore I would never do it again. So I think I'll stop by the thrift store to pick of a driver so when we go to the driving range I can hit a few balls and see what I think.

The new name for my new house mate is Inverse. Have you ever heard about the graph of the hotness of a woman is in inverse to how crazy she is. Well that's Inverse. I met her this morning and she is a hottie. From what my landlord stated last night she seems to be a few cans short of a six pack in the emotional maturity area. Hey I don't do the choosing. So it will be interesting. Her daughter is a nice active 5 year old. She was playing hide and go seek with me so I haven't decided what to name her.

In the Navy

Okay before I get to my post date report. I have to say that I can't believe that some of the Singles members are so damn cheap. As you probably know that membership is $5 a year. It's due when you join and every February. I have someone complaining that they paid it July, they actually had the date, and wondering why they have to pay again. Drat them figuring out my dastardly plan to skim $5 of everyone for my retirement fund. People it's 5 fucking dollars! I swear sometimes you think they were investing their life savings.

Anyway I met Navy girl for sushi and she gave me the handshake. Not a great beginning. She's a bit of a picky sushi eater, but we found a few things she would like. As always Sakura's kicked ass and the food was awesome. Conversation was okay, but fun.

Afterwards I suggested Starbucks and a game of Lifestories. I ordered my no water, soy, chai latte and Navy girl wanted to try one too. So they ringed it up and it's like $4. I tell her I ordered 2 and she says she knows. They're on sale. WTF? Know one told me Starbucks has sales on their lattes. If I knew that I would have bought so many lattes I would have been going into seizures from all the caffeine.

Anyway back to the story. Playing Lifestories really made the conversation shine. While our activities have very little overlap our life beliefs and philosophies really matched. I was really surprised at how much. So we bonded very well then. Navy girl was only up for one game since she gets up so early in the morning. We hugged, waved, and honked at each other. I really had no idea what she was thinking, but I had fun and decided to ask her out again.

She said she wanted to be friends since she didn't want to date now. Navy girl is a big golfer and the first person to create an interest to play in me. So we'll probably go to the driving range when the weather gets better. All and all I'm happy with the outcome. While I would have enjoyed dating Navy girl, being friends will be enjoyable too.

Friday Time

It was great to go home last night and do nothing. I've been out every night since last Saturday and I was beat. Especially with 3 early meeting this week. While it's all been loads of fun it does take something out of you.

I'm looking forward to my date with Navy girl tonight. This was the first week in a while that I wasn't in contact with some woman throughout the week. We talked Tuesday and I texted her Wednesday, but didn't get a response. At the least I'm going to get sushi which I was in the mood for. If this doesn't work out I will try to take a break from dating. Although I tried that a few weeks ago and 2 women asked me out so who the hell knows what will happen this time.

It's feast or famine on the home front. A few days ago it was zero potentials at the house. This morning my Landlord announced that both rooms were rented and they ladies would be moving in soon if not today. Holy shit! While the other side of the house I could care less. The room next to mine has been vacant for so long that I've gotten use to it.

For the first time in a long time I'm going into the end of the month with money. I paid most of the bills for this month and left the rest to pay all the first of the month stuff. I'm starting to get a foundation of patients each week which is what I need. I always grow on that, but when that is almost nothing it's rough.

Tuesday Wrap Up

The snow storm of the century was suppose to hit us last night and continue into today. So I awoke, looked out my window, and what did my eyes see? Nothing as usual. It rarely snows here and when it does its the coming of the Apocalypse. So on my way to my meeting I wonder why the school is closed. Yes the schools all closed down because it was suppose to snow. No one saw a flake yet everything started closing down. Welcome to the South. Unfuckingbelievable. Half of my patients had to reschedule since their kids weren't in school. The day really turned sucky fast with that.

I called Navy girl tonight to set up our date. I figured we would be getting together over the weekend since she's a early riser being in the Navy, hence than name. However she suggested Friday night. I was hoping to do something, but she didn't like pool. Navy girl suggested bowling even though it wasn't a fav of hers. We agreed on dinner. With her being a vegetarian I asked about sushi and she was all over the idea. She even said I scored points with it. So I'll meet her there which is weird. I haven't met a women at a place in a very long time after our coffee date. We've met at other places then went together, but this is different. We're both looking forward to talking about cooking. The one thing I think she realized tonight is that she talks over people. I'm not quite sure if it's from being an officer or what. We'll see where it goes, but she is aware of it which is good.

Went to see Four Christmases with the Singles tonight. Now that was a funny movie. Surprisingly a short movie at only about 80 minutes. If you haven't seen it and want a laugh rent it out.

Deja Vu

Tonight's event was the Belly Dancing show. This was the third time I was having this event. When I originally was thinking of doing it all the women were like yeah that would be cool. The first time I had 1 girl and 5 guys. The second time no girls at all. This time I had 4-5 girls sign up for the event. What happened, it was only me and Navy girl.

We had a great time. This show they had four dancers and one was the owner who I had wanted to see. It's always interesting to see since all the woman have completely average bodies and some are on the heavy side, but they do a great job. Everyone that comes is really shocked when it's not models shaped women. The first dancer tonight did break the mold since she was really in shape and very good.

I had met Navy girl twice before and enjoyed her company, but never got a chance to really chat with her. Since it was only us we did and joked around a lot. I already knew she liked me from the way she had looked at me at the last event she attended. However this other guy was chatting her up something fierce that I thought for surely they would go out. It never happened.

Anyway after watching many half naked women dance and joking with Navy girl all night I asked her out. So we'll go out next weekend. After getting home I did realize I broke some of my rules. Since she has never been married and I think she may be in her early 30's. She knows how old I am, but I never asked her. I have to admit that she's very playful which I like. More to follow.