Sex Still Sells

Boy I'm losing it. I can't remember what I was going to blog about. Shit.... Oh yeah now I remember. I was tagged on Facebook to answer some adult questions. I tell you I got more air time with this than I do my weekly beach hikes. I guess my nice guy image was blown away since most of the women in the singles group are making comments about me now. Asp is even calling me a freak now, lol. Anyway like a weekly TMI here it is. Play along if you like.

If you are a family member, really, you don't want to read this.

(1) Is there anyone on your friends list you would have sex with?Yes

(2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?not picky

(3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?no

(4) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?I can get paid for it? I usually do it for free.(5) Shower or bath while having sex?Shower

(6) Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?Depends on the mood

(7) Do you love someone in your friends list?No

(8) Love or Money?Love

(9) Credit cards or cash?Cash is king

(10) Have you ever wanted a best friend?yes

(11) Camping or a 5 star hotel?hotel. I like my comforts.

(12) Where is the weirdest place you have had sex??Office bathroom

(13) Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?No

(14) Have you ever been to a strip club?Yes

(15) Ever been to a bar?Yes

(16) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?No

(17) Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?Nope

(18) Had sex in a movie theater?No

(19) Had sex in a bathroom?Yes

(20) Have you ever had sex at work?Yes

(21) Ever been to an adult store?Yes

(22) Bought something from an adult store?Yes

(23) Have you been caught having sex ?No

(24) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?No

(25) Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?lol no

(26) Who do you think has the guts to respond/answer/repost this?Not quite sure

Tonight it's our monthly meet and greet for the singles group. I have to question why Saturn girl and Asp were texting me last night about some contest and winning and such when I wasn't involved. I asked about that and said I had to be special to be involved. WTF? It was way too early for drunk texting.

The cheap guy from the other day has returned for his massage. He was moaning and groaning so much just taking his clothes off, I don't know how it's going to go although it's been quiet in there for a while now. I'm actually glad I didn't offer him chiropractic. He seems very high maintenance.

The Drunk Family Christmas Special

In 3 years of going to the Funny Bone comedy club this was the first time I was disappointed in an act. I don't mean little either. If I wasn't hosting the singles group I would have walked out. We saw John Morgan the Ragin' Cajun. I could have done without all the screaming at the top of his lungs with a microphone. I could have done without all the Baptist revival stuff (hey I want comedy not go to church). I could have done without the shots of Tequila. What truly got me was that most of his act is talking about physically kicking the shit out of your kids. Forget if you make a comment or don't agree when he asks you a question. Angry drunks aren't good that way. He ripped apart many people in the audience tonight. I'm saying a good 5 minute rip apart. I never saw the manager come out that many times. For some reason he woke is 8 year old boy to come on the stage with him and do some more cursing offensive jokes. I tell you I come from an alcoholic family and the show put chills up and down my spine.

Mike's Getting Angry

I'm a bit angry with one of my friends right now. She always says she should invite me out with her friends since some are single. I'm looking at her FB page today and there's a message from this lady above us. WTF? I'm not getting invited to meet her. So I check out her friends and this is what I find.

I'm crying here. There was a page full of hot women. WTF? I thought we were friends?

Cheap Thrills

I'm always amazed at how cheap people can be. Since I'm in the same hallway as a massage therapist, who's rarely here, I have many people wandering into my office. Now that I have massage therapists in the office it can work to my advantage. I had guy limp in here a while ago looking for a massage. He asked how much and I told them it was $50 for an hour which is pretty good for this city. He started complaining about how much it was then offered me $35. He grumbled and made a face when I told him no. Oh well. I should have asked if he wanted the chiropractic for $45. Or maybe offered him a miserable ending for the $35.

Due to severe thunderstorms in the area last night L and I had to cancel our hike. Hopefully we can reschedule over the weekend. If not I may do it myself.

While Punk girl was a bit chatty it was extra sound in the suite. Now with her gone, I'm back to being by myself. The quietness can be deafening.

Wednesday's Finances

This is sort of like the insanity I'm living right now. Not that I have a cat or am a woman trying to get married. The insanity is that it's a record month with patient visits, but I'm making less money. WTF? I'm looking for spare change in the couch.

On the another note I'm still trying to find my place in hugging patients. Even though I'm a very huggy person I don't do it in practice. Especially since most of my patients are women and I'm alone here. I don't think the guys would appreciate the hug anyway. However some of my female patients are just huggy, especially after they come to a patient appreciation. A bonding seems to happen.

The Landlord was hatching some crazy scheme last night. He wants to bond Inverse and the LPN, another single mom, to get them to agree to help each other for 18-24 months while they both finish school. Since both have different hours one can baby sit while the other works or goes to school. It's a bold plan and would be very beneficial for both of them. The biggest problem is that they both can't see the big picture. The LPN could go a year before she gives up, but Inverse I would say 2 months. The most crazy part of the scheme was that he was thinking of having them move back into the house with Inverse still owing him money.

Phone Service

I hate making cold and luke warm business calls. I know I have nothing to lose and all to gain, but it still sucks doing it. However I was able to land one luke warm one for my paycheck stuffers for reduced visits for the office. With that I called people I did know for my gift bags. My patients like getting stuff and they like that I give more than I ask for. Actually I never ask for patients which I hear is a bad thing. I find that if I don't abuse people and exceed their expectations by giving them stuff they return the favor.

I'm hoping this heat wave will end, but no such luck. I can take the heat, but this high humidity is murder. It builds all day long till it storms at night and then it's nice until the next day. In some places around here they got 6 inches of rain last night. That's sick! Anyway I might have to bite the bullet tomorrow and walk around before my beach hike with L. I'll be sweaty, but it won't matter.

Public Service Announcement

My PSA for today is what not to wear when you go to see your chiropractor. While we enjoy looking at an attractive woman's body; when it's in our office it's another thing.

The mini skirt. What were you thinking when you put this on before you came? You know we're going to twist you into a pretzel, not to mention examine you. It's hard to see what's going on without seeing everything.

The other is the low cut top. While this may work in a normal environment where you're not moving much. However in a chiropractic office there's bending and thrusting going on and things get loose. I remember many years ago a woman's breast became unleashed. It's a bit embarrassing to say you're hanging out there.

The opinions posed here are the beliefs of my deranged mind.

July 27th

Holy shit! I didn't realized what day it was. Today marks 5 years since I dropped my ex and Eric off at the airport when we officially split. Thinking back I can't imagine that old life anymore. How I survived that hell for so long is mind boggling. I and my life have changed so much since then it's amazing. Happiness is the biggest thing in my life now. Some extra spending cash for bills and food would be nice, but in all other aspects I'm happy to say I'm happy. I see how so many of my friends wish there life away and are miserable. I'm happy not to be there anymore.

Very happy tonight that the AC has been fixed in the house. Last night was a rough night so I'm looking to make it up tonight. I also will be dealing with the Destroyer in the morning and I need to be fully awake.

Monday's Blog

Even though I don't online date anymore I still read Match's magazine to see if there is anything interesting. This week I was surprised to see that they finally tackled the topic of blogging about your dates (click here). While I don't mention to my dates that I blog, I do use pseudo names for everyone. I'm happy that my dating life entertains everyone, but like my blog I do it to straighten my thoughts out. I'm a physical person and I always need a physical outlet for my feelings and thoughts. Writing fills that need, plus helps me coordinate my thinking into some kind of structure even though my grammar can suck sometimes.

My spider issue was resolved just before I went to bed last night. I move the comforter again and he scurried out. He must like that comforter. Anyway I got him while messing up some of my puzzle, but it was worth it. However sleep was less than restful last night with the door open. There are just too many noises in the house that I'm not use to with the door closed. Hopefully it will be fixed today.

I'm off to the gym now. After lunch I need to get on the phone calling people to work on getting my paycheck coupons to employees. I can feel the urgency, but also the fear of doing it. The fear is if you put all the eggs in one basket what do you have left if it doesn't work out. For one I know the concept works and I'm sick of treading water. Fully committing in business is harder than it is in a relationship for me.

The Itsy Bitsy Spider

You know, I'm just finishing up everything and thinking about getting ready for bed when I see a spider crawling over my comforter and heading over to table at the end of the bed. I grab something to kill it and it literally dives off the table and disappears. Fuck!!! While I'm not scared of spiders; I don't feel like getting bitten while I'm sleeping. It leaves a nasty bump. Boy am I going to have a hard time falling asleep tonight and I'm too lazy to move the whole bed to find the little fucker.

The Funny Bone was fun tonight. It was a smoking night which I'm never a fan of, but tickets were free and so were the drinks for some reason. Hey I wasn't complaining. The headliner was good, while the other 2 were also good I had seen their acts before.