Thirteen Things a Man Shouldn’t Say After Sex:
1. "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."
2. "How come it's so BIG in there?"
3. "You've done this with a lot of guys before - right?"
4. "Next time I come over, don't bother with the underwear, okay?"
5. (Sniff, sniff) "Is that cat food?"
6. "You're great in bed, but your sister gives better blow jobs!"
7. "My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better."
8. "Maybe if you did some push-ups, your boobs would grow?"
9. "I want you to try some of MY deodorant."
10. "I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?"
11. "I've been getting these little blisters lately..."
12. "You wanna do those dishes before you leave?"
13. "You should go wash that, the cabby will think something died in there!"
2. "How come it's so BIG in there?"
3. "You've done this with a lot of guys before - right?"
4. "Next time I come over, don't bother with the underwear, okay?"
5. (Sniff, sniff) "Is that cat food?"
6. "You're great in bed, but your sister gives better blow jobs!"
7. "My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better."
8. "Maybe if you did some push-ups, your boobs would grow?"
9. "I want you to try some of MY deodorant."
10. "I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?"
11. "I've been getting these little blisters lately..."
12. "You wanna do those dishes before you leave?"
13. "You should go wash that, the cabby will think something died in there!"
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1 people had cathartic therapy:
2. "How come it's so BIG in there?"
Now THAT is fuckin' hilarity! HAHAHAHAHA!
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